she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We are two peas in an std pod
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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