Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
