I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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