I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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