So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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