so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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