I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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