i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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