Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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