just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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