do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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