you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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