if i died would you start the facebook group?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
where are you?
Hypothermia
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I'm having to shit out rocks
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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