I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just forgot I was standing up.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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