On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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