Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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