he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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