i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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