make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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