Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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