There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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