The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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