i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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