she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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