he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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