We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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