he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I think a kid would responsible me up
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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