Non-Jews are for practice
accomplished twins. life is a go
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
