Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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