i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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