That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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