We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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