me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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