I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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