At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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