if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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