I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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