There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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