remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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