so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
we're so committed to being not committed
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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