is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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