I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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