no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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