corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i dont even know how to be here
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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