So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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