drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Is it because I queefed?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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