So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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