How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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