god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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