Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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