So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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