just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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