do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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