I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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