singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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