I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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