Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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