ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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