i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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