...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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