Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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