i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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