I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
They have beer where we have blood.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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